Subtenet 5: The Realm of Unrelenting Bureaucracy

Welcome to Subtenet 5, where the paperwork never ends and the coffee flows like a river of despair.

Here, the employees are trapped in an endless loop of meetings and reports, all while trying to meet the impossible deadlines.

Click here to learn more about the horrors of Subtenet 6, where the coffee machines are programmed to dispense only despair.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Subtenet 4, where the paperwork is so bad, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

But be warned: the journey through the tenets is treacherous, and some may not return...

You are not a robot.