Neobrutralist Tenet 4: The Infinite Loop of Sarcasm

Welcome to the infinite loop of sarcasm, where the only thing more infinite than the loop is the eye-rolling.

Here, you'll find the 10 commandments of sarcasm, as decreed by the great Sarcasmus Maximus himself.

1. Thou shalt not be original in thy sarcasm.

2. Thou shalt not be funny without irony.

When life gives you lemons, make a sarcastic remark about life.

Or, if life doesn't give you lemons, then you're probably just a bad friend.