The Tenets of the Tech Support Gods

By the power vested in us, we shall guide you through the digital void.

Principle 1: Thou shalt not click on any link without first scanning the URL for malware.

Principle 2: Thou shalt always use a password manager, lest ye forget thy own passwords and become a laughing stock of the internet.

Principle 3: Thou shalt not update thy browser without first backing up thy bookmarks, lest ye lose the one true love of thy life, thy favorite subreddit.

Principle 4: Thou shalt never, ever, ever use Internet Explorer, for it is a plague upon the earth.

Principle 5: Thou shalt always, always, always use a VPN, lest ye be caught in the act of streaming Netflix in the workplace.

Principle 6: Thou shalt not speak of the buffering circle, lest ye be cast into the depths of frustration and despair.

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