Principle 1: Thou shalt not click on any link without first scanning the URL for malware.
Principle 2: Thou shalt always use a password manager, lest ye forget thy own passwords and become a laughing stock of the internet.
Principle 3: Thou shalt not update thy browser without first backing up thy bookmarks, lest ye lose the one true love of thy life, thy favorite subreddit.
Principle 4: Thou shalt never, ever, ever use Internet Explorer, for it is a plague upon the earth.
Principle 5: Thou shalt always, always, always use a VPN, lest ye be caught in the act of streaming Netflix in the workplace.
Principle 6: Thou shalt not speak of the buffering circle, lest ye be cast into the depths of frustration and despair.