Tennis Socks FAQ

Q: Why do tennis socks have holes?

A: It's because the manufacturer forgot to turn off their sarcasm filter. "Holes" is the new " ventilation".

Learn more about holes

Q: Can I wear tennis socks with shorts?

A: Only if you're secretly a 19th-century English gentleman on a hot summer's day.

Tennis etiquette for the refined

Q: Why are tennis socks so loud?

A: It's because they're trying to get the ball's attention.

Tactics for a quieter match

Q: Can I wear my tennis socks in the shower?

A: Only if you want to be a human water balloon with a penchant for fungus.

The perils of aquatic athletics

Q: Are tennis socks edible?

A: Not without a PhD in culinary arts and some serious stomach issues.

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