Warning: Tentacle attacks are real, and so is the fear that comes with them.
1. Stay hydrated. The tentacle's slimy trail can be dehydrating.
2. Don't try to outrun. Tentacles are fast. Like, really fast.
3. Learn basic knot-tying. You don't want to be stuck with a knot in your stomach.
4. Keep your pants on. Trust us on this one.
For more information, visit our Tentacle Defense Techniques page.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Tentacle Taming Tips page. We won't judge you.
But honestly, just don't say we didn't warn you.