Tentacle Identification Techniques

Introduction

Are you tired of being confused by the many, many tentacles of our modern world? Do you struggle to tell a Cthulhu from a Cthulhu-adjacent? Do you fear the impending doom of the Great Old Ones?

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The Basics

Look for the telltale signs: suckers, suckers everywhere. A good starting point is to check for any appendages that might be attached to your loved ones.

Suckers and Suspension: A Primer

Advanced Techniques

For the expert tentacle identifier, look for subtle signs such as unexplained stains, missing limbs, and an inexplicable sense of impending doom.

Advanced Tentacle Identification Tips

Or, for the truly elite: Tentacle Hacking: The Dark Arts