Are you tired of being confused by the many, many tentacles of our modern world? Do you struggle to tell a Cthulhu from a Cthulhu-adjacent? Do you fear the impending doom of the Great Old Ones?
Take our Tentacle Identification WorkshopLook for the telltale signs: suckers, suckers everywhere. A good starting point is to check for any appendages that might be attached to your loved ones.
Suckers and Suspension: A PrimerFor the expert tentacle identifier, look for subtle signs such as unexplained stains, missing limbs, and an inexplicable sense of impending doom.
Advanced Tentacle Identification TipsOr, for the truly elite: Tentacle Hacking: The Dark Arts