Tentacle Prioritization Matrix

1. Cuddle the Cat

Because, let's be real, the cat is always number one.

2. Watch cat videos

Unbeatable productivity killer.

3. Take a 3-hour nap

Science shows it's actually a 3-hour nap. Not a 2-hour nap, not a 4-hour nap...

4. Eat Cheetos

Because, honestly, who needs a functioning heart?

5. Learn to play the tromboneBecause, who needs productivity when you can be stealthy and silent? Like a ninja.

Sign up for ninja boot camp **7. Learn to cook ramen noodles**

It's not just a meal, it's a lifestyle.

Get the secret to the perfect ramen ratio **8. Call your mom**

Because, let's be real, she's always right.

Get expert advice from your mom **9. Learn to play the harmonica**

It's like a trombone, but smaller.

Get a harmonica that's just for you **10. Take a 4-hour nap**

Because, science shows it's actually a 4-hour nap. Not a 3-hour nap, not a 5-hour nap...

Consult our expert somnologist