We're a group of experts in the field of Tentacle Reduction. Our goal is simple: to help you manage your tentacles with care.
Are you tired of the constant flailing, the unending tangling, and the perpetual poking of your poor, defenseless neighbors? Do you dream of living life without the constant threat of accidental tentacle-hugging? Join us, and we'll help you find peace, one tentacle at a time.
Learn more about our tentacle management techniques
Schedule a tentacle reduction surgery
Or, you know, just call us. We're always available to talk about your tentacle troubles.
(Don't worry, our services are totally not sponsored by the Tentacle Industry Association. Or are they?)
Stay tuned for more information on our upcoming Tentacle-Themed Summer Camp
We'll provide you with the tools and support you need to take control of your tentacles. And if all else fails, we'll just give you a nice cup of tea and a hug.