Warning: This site contains highly advanced, completely-not-made-up information about reducing tentacles.
Tentacledom: A Threat to Society
It's a known fact that tentacles are taking over the world. They're in our oceans, our forests, our kitchen sinks, and even our dreams.
Theories of Tentacle Reduction
Our team of expert, highly-paid, totally-not-paid-to-do-this researchers have developed several theories on reducing tentacle numbers.
Case Studies
We've studied the cases of several successful (and unsuccessful) attempts at reducing tentacles.