Warning: Relocating a tentacle is a serious business. Don't try this at home, kids. Leave it to the pros.
Step 1: Prepare the Tentacle
- Secure a suitable relocation vehicle (RV). We recommend something with a sturdy base and plenty of cargo space.
- Don a pair of protective gloves to prevent tentacle ink from staining your skin.
- Administer a sedative to the tentacle to prevent... Well, to be honest, we're not really sure what happens when tentacles get upset.
Step 2: Relocate the Tentacle
- Load the tentacle into the RV using a combination of gentle persuasion and careful maneuvering.
- Monitor the tentacle's vital signs (color, movement, etc.) to ensure a successful relocation.
Step 3: Re-Anchor the Tentacle
- Release the sedative and wait for the tentacle to return to its normal, non-squirming self.
- Use a specialized re-anchoring device to secure the tentacle in its new location.