Tentacle Removal Guidelines

Step 1: Preparation is Key

Before embarking on the delicate task of tentacle removal, ensure you've gathered the following:

• A sturdy pair of pliers (or tentacle-torquing device of your choice)
• A well-lubricated work surface
• A strong stomach (for the inevitable tentacle-based trauma)

Step 2: Tentacle Identification

Accurately identify the tentacle in question:

• Is it a male or female tentacle?
• Is it attached to a valuable asset or a priceless heirloom?

Step 3: Removal Techniques

Choose the removal method that best suits your skill level:

• The Advanced Tentacle Removal Techniques course is recommended for experts.
• For beginners, the Tentacle Removal for Dummies guide is a safe bet.

Remember, practice safety and caution when dealing with tentacles. Failure to do so may result in tentacle-related injuries or, worse, Tentaculous-induced Trauma Syndrome (TTS).