Current Tentacle Removal Status:

Our team of highly trained tentacle removers are currently engaged in a heated game of "Tentacle Twister" in the break room.

Removal efforts are being hampered by a rogue tentacle that refuses to leave the premises. It has been spotted in the vicinity of the supply closet, sipping on a flask of 'Tentacle-Tonic'.

View last known location of rogue tentacle

Review Contingency Planning and Emergency Protocols

Squid Report: An In-Depth Analysis of Tentacle Behavior