Tentacle Removal Mistakes

Warning: Do not attempt to remove tentacles without proper training. Incompetent individuals may experience:

1. Tentacle Squirting

When you try to yank the tentacle too hard, causing it to squirt out a jet of ink that stains your shirt.

Learn more about Tentacle Squirting 101

2. Tentacle Wrapping

When you get the tentacle wrapped around your wrist, causing it to stick to you like a bad tattoo.

Understand the art of Tentacle Wrapping 101

3. Tentacle Hacking

When you try to cut the tentacle with a rusty old hacksaw, causing it to hack back at you with its own tentacle.

Learn how to properly use a Tentacle-Hack-Saw

Don't say we didn't warn you... Tentacle Removal Safety Guidelines