Warning: Do not attempt to remove tentacles without proper training. Incompetent individuals may experience:
When you try to yank the tentacle too hard, causing it to squirt out a jet of ink that stains your shirt.
Learn more about Tentacle Squirting 101When you get the tentacle wrapped around your wrist, causing it to stick to you like a bad tattoo.
Understand the art of Tentacle Wrapping 101When you try to cut the tentacle with a rusty old hacksaw, causing it to hack back at you with its own tentacle.
Learn how to properly use a Tentacle-Hack-SawDon't say we didn't warn you... Tentacle Removal Safety Guidelines