Meet Ron, the infamous tentacle-wielding, interdimensional explorer.
Ron has traveled through 427 dimensions, fought off 17 different types of sentient jellyfish, and still manages to look fabulous.
He's written 3 best-selling books on tentacle-care and interdimensional travel, and has a PhD in "Tentacle-ology" from the University of Transdimensional Studies.
Currently, Ron is on the run from the authorities for "exceeding the recommended number of dimensions to travel in a single day."