Tentacle-Stereotypes
Where the octopus gets its ink
Because who needs human stereotypes when you have tentacle stereotypes? Here, we explore the fascinating world of octopus and their many... let's say, "characteristics".
1. The Overly-Attached
They have a tentacle for every occasion, and that's not even a metaphor. This guy has a tentacle for his ex-wife's lawyer, another for his accountant, and still, another for the mailman.
2. The Socialite
They have eight tentacles and they know how to use them. This one is always at the center of the octo- party scene, with tentacles waving in every direction, making sure everyone knows they're there.
3. The Artiste
They're not just inking their way through life, they're creating masterpieces. This tentacle has a degree in Fine Arts and uses its suckers to create works that are truly... unique.
4. The Procrastinator
They've got eight reasons not to start the project, and eight excuses for not finishing it. This guy's got a PhD in finding reasons, and it's all thanks to his tentacles.
5. The Octo-Manager
They've got eight tentacles to manage, and one brain to rule them all. This guy's got a six-figure salary and a corner office with an octopus-themed water feature.