Welcome to the Cephalopod Compassion Society, where the octopuses of the land are gathering to discuss the ethics of tentacled living.
1. Thou shalt not suck the ink out of thy neighbor's tank. (Lev. 1, Ceph.)
2. Thou shalt not use thy suckers to grasp thy neighbor's treasure unless invited to do so. (Lev. 2, Ceph.)
3. Thou shalt not play the trombones during quiet hours. (Lev. 3, Ceph.)
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