Welcome to the Octopus's Garden of Morality, where the tentacled elite gather to discuss the finer points of cephalopod conduct.
- Avoid entangling your tentacles in the web of deceit.
- Never squirt ink at fellow octopuses unless absolutely necessary.
- Respect the ocean's creatures, even the ones you're thinking of eating.
- Use your tentacles for good, not for evil (unless you're a villainous octopus).
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