Principle 3: The Mad Look of the Kraken

  1. Wears a fedora and a monocle to compensate for its missing tentacles.
  2. Uses a top hat to cover its bulbous body.
  3. Demands an endless supply of squid ink to write its manifesto.

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Or should we say, The True Story of the Tentacled Jellyfish Jamboree?