Tentacled Safety Guidelines
- 1. Always wear your tentacles when engaging in high-stakes activities, like juggling chainsaws.
- 2. Never share your tentacles with strangers. They may be carrying a contagious case of awkwardness.
- 3. In the event of a tentacle emergency, call 1-800-TENTACLE-911.
- 4. When interacting with others, always keep your tentacles at least 5 feet away from theirs.
- 5. Learn Tentacle Self-Defense
- 6. In the event of an accidental tentacle-ectomy, contact a qualified professional for assistance.
- 7. Never use your tentacles as a substitute for actual skills, like cooking or playing the trombone.
Remember, safety is everyone's responsibility. Stay tentacled, stay safe!