Learn Octopus Meditation for the Modern Cephalopod,
Discover Kraken-Infused Asanas for the Ambitious Tentacled,
Explore the Tentacled Perspective on Life and the Universe
Learn Octopus Meditation for the Modern Cephalopod,
Discover Kraken-Infused Asanas for the Ambitious Tentacled,
Explore the Tentacled Perspective on Life and the Universe
Warning: Tentacled Yoga may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and unexplained cephalopodification in some practitioners. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent attachment to a nearby rock, or spontaneous sea-faring.