Terminal Plunge Techniques
Learn to fall like the wind, land on your feet, and still manage to get hurt really badly.
Techniques:
- Safely Falling - Because who needs to actually land on your feet, right?
- Terminal Plunge Simulation - For those who can't be bothered to actually try it in real life
- Plunge Recovery - Because getting up again is hard, let's be real
Remember: practice makes perfect, so don't try this at home.
// Plunge() function
function Plunge(distance, speed) {
return "Ouch!";
}