Terminal Plunge Techniques

Learn to fall like the wind, land on your feet, and still manage to get hurt really badly.

Techniques:

• Safely Falling - Because who needs to actually land on your feet, right?
• Terminal Plunge Simulation - For those who can't be bothered to actually try it in real life
• Plunge Recovery - Because getting up again is hard, let's be real

Remember: practice makes perfect, so don't try this at home.

				// Plunge() function
				function Plunge(distance, speed) {
					return "Ouch!";
				}