Welcome, space cadet, to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly absurd space opera in the galaxy!
Where the skies are pink, the stars are bright, and the music is always in 4/4 time.
Or, if you will, Charlie Chaos, the unsung hero of Omega Point Six.
And don't forget to tune in for the next episode of Delta Drone!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Epsilon Emcee, the space station DJ with a penchant for bad jokes.
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