Peas of Despair - A Glossary of the Great PB-Pea Debate

What is a Pea?

A pea is a small, green, legume-based unit of measurement. It's a fundamental unit of currency in the world of Peanut Butter, where a single pea can be worth a lifetime supply of creamy, crunchy, or natural.

Types of Peas:

• Peanut Butter Pea - A pea that's been imbued with the creamy essence of peanut butter.
• Pea of Doom - A pea that's been cursed by the gods of the kitchen.
• Pea of Justice - A pea that's been imbued with the power of the law.

Debating the Great PB-Pea Ratio

For every one peanut butter lover, there's a corresponding pea that's been assigned to balance the scales of justice. Some say 3:1, some say 1:1, but the truth lies somewhere in between... or does it?

Read on for more on this pressing issue, and discover the truth behind the Peanut Butter Pea Debate.