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1. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. We're not kidding, you have to be 18.
2. You must not use this website for anything other than eating pizza. We're looking at you, "I need to use this website to learn how to code" people.
3. You must not attempt to use the "Deep Pan Pizza" technique on our website. We've seen what you've done to the "Deep Pan Pizza" in the past, and it was not good.