Terms and Conditions 2.0

These are the terms and conditions for our website, which are totally not boring, I swear.

Please read them carefully, or don't. We won't judge you.

Section 1: The Fine Print

By using our website, you agree to the following:

• Not to use the website for evil purposes.
• To not share our content with your friends, or enemies.
• To wear a funny hat to our office party.

If you have any questions, please contact our team of highly trained and slightly-better-than-average lawyers.

Section 2: The Unfine Print

Also, don't do these things:

• Don't try to use our website as a substitute for human interaction.
• Don't eat the furniture.
• Don't think you can actually read this in 5 seconds.

See Disclaimer 2.0 for more information.

FAQ 2.0 for even more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, About 2.0 to learn about our team of highly trained and slightly-better-than-average developers.