Terrestrial Takeout

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Rocks from the Earth's surface

Rocks from the Earth's Surface

Because who needs a souvenir t-shirt when you can have a genuine chunk of the Earth in a ziplock bag?

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Sand from the Sahara Desert

Sand from the Sahara Desert

Experience the thrill of the desert in the comfort of your own home!

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Disclaimer: The rocks and sand are actual, but the space dust is just regular old dust. Probably.