Step 1: Be Inconsistent

Start by being unpredictable and unreliable in your interactions with your significant other.

Make them wonder what you're thinking or feeling, but never actually tell them. This will keep them on their toes and make them question their own sanity.

Example: If they ask you to do something, respond with a 5-minute pause before answering, making them think you're considering it, but really you're just deciding whether to ignore them or not.

Example: If they ask you to talk about something, suddenly change the subject, or better yet, pretend you're interested in something else entirely, like your favorite video game or a new recipe you found on the internet.

This will make them feel like they're in a relationship with a human version of a coin flip.

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