Are you considering eating a spider? That's quite a decision. Let's weigh the pros and cons.
You'll be the coolest person in the forest.
Spiders are low-carb, high-protein, and delicious.
You might even get a Instagram post out of it.
Well, there's that whole "arachnid-related illness" thing.
You might get caught.
It's a real conversation starter at family gatherings.
And let's be real, it's not exactly... appetizing.