Should You Eat a Spider?
Are you considering devouring a spider, but not sure what to do?
- Pros:
- They're low in fiber, but high in existential dread.
- Cons:
- They might just crawl back out.
- Eight legs might not be the only thing you'll be stuck with.
- It's not like you haven't been having a bad day already, right?
But wait, there's more! If you eat a spider, you'll be eligible for:
- Our You Eat a Spider and Then You Feel Better support group.
- The Patent-Pendingly Terrible Guarantee for a spider-free lifestyle.