Being inconsistent is a superpower. It's like having a magic trick up your sleeve, but instead of making something appear, you just randomly change your mind.
One day, you're a morning person, the next you're a night owl. One day, you're a neat freak, the next you're a slob. It's like your brain is a seesaw, constantly weighing the pros and cons of everything.
But don't worry, being inconsistent is a skill. It's not something you're born with, it's something you develop over time. And with practice, you can become a master of the art of being completely unpredictable.
So, go ahead, try it out. Wear your socks with sandals one day, and your heels on the next. See how it feels. See how it liberates you.