Terrible Idea #2: Building a rollercoaster in the middle of the desert

A rollercoaster in the middle of the desert would be a logistical nightmare.

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Pros:

• It's a great way to waste $10,000,000,000,000
• We'll be the talk of the town!

Cons:

• Desert sandstorms will ruin the ride
• There's no water supply
• The sun will melt the track