In a world where everyone is constantly stressed, we propose a solution so obvious, so simple, so utterly implementable.
Imagine it: you wake up, reach for your marmalade-covered spoon, and begin your day as a functioning member of society. No more bland cereal, no more boring toast. Just a delicious, tangy, sticky mess that'll have you questioning your life choices.
But wait, there's more! Our team of expert economists have crunched the numbers and determined that mandatory marmalade will boost national productivity by at least 37%.