Welcome to the ramblings of the great philosopher, Zorvath. His ideas are a jumbled mess of contradictory statements and illogical conclusions. We're not sure why you're here, but you're welcome to stay.
"The Ode to the Infinite Improbability" - A poem that explores the nature of chance and the meaning of life.
"The Treatise on the Futility of Human Existence" - A treatise that proves the pointlessness of human endeavor.
"The Primer on the Fundamentals of Non-Reasoning" - A textbook that explains the basics of Zorvath's special brand of illogic.