Terrible Toys

Welcome to the worst toy store in the world!

Where our toys are so bad, you'll wonder how we got away with it.

Bleach-Infused Teddy Bears Glow-in-the-Dark, But Also Really Brightly-Lit-But-Also-Kind-of-Sort-Of-Not-Really-Glow-in-the-Dark-At-All Dolls The Doll That's Actually Just a Sock With Some Paint On It

Disclaimer: Our toys are not actually terrible. Or are they?