TERTIARY THEORY 101

Lesson 3: The Art of Extreme Crochet

Chapter 3, Section 1

The art of Extreme Crochet: A Guide to Yarn-Based Self-Defense

Extreme Crochet is not just a hobby or a craft; it's a way of life. In this lesson, we'll cover the basics of Extreme Crochet, including: Extreme Crochet for Beginners, Theory 101: Practical Applications, and Defensive Crochet Techniques.

Note: Extreme Crochet is not responsible for any damage or destruction caused by the user. Please crochet responsibly.

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