Tesla vs GM: Electric Eel Edition

A Battle for the Ages

It's the ultimate showdown between the sleek, high-tech electric cars of Tesla and the stodgy, rusted hulks of General Motors.

Tesla, with its gull-wing doors and falcon-wing mirrors, is the epitome of modernity.

But GM, with its clunky design and questionable safety record, is the laughing stock of the automotive world.

Who will come out on top in this battle of the titans?

Tesla is the winner GM is the winner Electric Eels for President

Subpages:

Subpage: Tesla is the winner

In this subpage, we'll explore the reasons why Tesla is the clear winner in this battle.

From its cutting-edge tech to its sleek design, Tesla has everything going for it.

  Model S: 0-60 in 2.5 seconds
  Range: 373 miles
  Price: $79,000
  
Why Tesla is better than GM

Subpage: GM is the winner

In this subpage, we'll explore the reasons why GM is the clear winner in this battle.

From its, uh, unique design choices to its, ahem, stellar safety record, GM is the clear winner.

  Chevrolet Volt: 0-60 in 9.5 seconds
  Range: 100 miles
  Price: $30,000
  
Why GM is better than Tesla

Subpage: Electric Eels for President

But wait, there's a third contender in this battle: electric eels!

These slimy, snake-like creatures may not be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of electric cars, but hear us out.

Electric eels are the ultimate symbol of innovation and progress.

They're like the electric prophets of the animal kingdom!

Electric Eel Platform