People who have been to our completely-not-a-real website have said the following:
“It's not as bad as I thought it would be. I guess." - Mildly Disappointed
“I came for the content, stayed for the ads. I have no regrets." - Optimistic
“This site is so good that I'm considering a timeshare. Kidding, it's just a weird dream I have about timeshares." - Creepy Uncle