Here's what some of the toughest, most sugar-ridden survivors have to say about their experiences:
"I ate 12 dozen cup cakes in one sitting, and I'm still alive!" - Ivan the Sugar High Survivor
"I ate 5 pounds of sugar cookies in one day, and all I got was this stupid stomachache" - Ellen the Sugar High Survivor
"I jacked up on Jell-O in just 5 minutes, and now I'm questioning every life choice I've ever made" - Joe the Sugar High Survivor