"You know, I was having prophets of doom and gloom, but prophets of doom, not of brilliant coding. Bertha fixed it for me in 5 minutes, and it was 5 minutes well spent!" - John D. "I'm Not a Programmer, I'm a Manager, But That's a Different Story"
"I asked Bertha to 'just add a feature or two' and she ended up re-writing the entire codebase. I mean, I guess that's a feature, right?" - Bob "The Boss" McBossface
"I tried to explain the concept of Agile to Bertha, but she just gave me a look that said 'Agile? You mean 'I Have to Fix This Now'? I think I prefer that approach." - Sarah "The Product Owner" Jenkins