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Uncle Bob's Guide to Being a Creepy Uncle

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Creepy Uncle's Top 10 Commandments:

• Thou shalt not leave a glass of water for me, lest I think you're not trying hard enough.
• Thou shalt not ask me to babysit thy children, lest I think thou art a failure.
• Thou shalt not call me by my real name, lest I think thou art a threat.
• Thou shalt not eat all the cookies, lest I think thou art a cookie thief.
• Thou shalt not ask me to drive thee to the movies, lest I think thou art a coward.
• Thou shalt not call me for help with thy taxes, lest I think thou art a cheapskate.
• Thou shalt not ask me to cook thee dinner, lest I think thou art a culinary disaster.
• Thou shalt not ask me to watch thy cat, lest I think thou art a cat lady.
• Thou shalt not call me to fix thy toilet, lest I think thou art a DIY disaster.

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