It's 3 AM, and you're rummaging through the fridge. You've got an empty bag of chips, an almost-empty jar of mayonnaise, and a vague sense that your life choices are questionable.
Don't worry, friend. You're not alone. There are millions of others just like you, wandering the barren wasteland of the kitchen, searching for that one last, forgotten snack.
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