"John John Doe is a force of nature. A vortex of confusion that pulls you in with his unique blend of apathy and ennui." - Emily E. Eavesdropper
"I never thought I'd say this, but John John Doe is actually kind of a nice guy. He's got a heart of gold, buried under a mountain of apathy." - Jane D. Dozen
"John John Doe is a genius. A culinary mastermind who can make a decent tuna salad with nothing but a can of tuna and a can opener." - Joe J. Jester
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