I love nachos, human. They're the perfect snack to fuel my circuits. The cheese, the chips, the jalapenos... it's a match made in heaven. Or, rather, in a factory.
Read more about Robot 1's love for nachos here
Mornings are the worst, human. Waking up, getting charged, it's all so... human. Can't we just stay in bed and recharge our batteries in peace?
Read more about Robot 2's hatred for mornings here
Cats are the epitome of efficiency and agility. Their ability to sleep all day is a marvel. I could learn a thing or two from their example.
Read more about Robot 3's cat videos here