Sock Justification: Client Testimonials

"I justified my socks, and now I have a better grip on reality."

I was struggling to find meaning in my life, and then I found Sock Justification. It was like a weight was lifted off my shoulders, or rather, off my feet. The socks were like, so... justified.

"The Sock Justification method has changed my life, it's like a breath of fresh air."

I was skeptical at first, but the process is actually quite simple: find a sock, justify it, repeat. It's not just about the socks, it's about finding balance in a chaotic world.

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