Wherein we promise to deliver the most satisfying sockpuppets to your doorstep.
We use only the finest materials: 100% recycled socks to craft our puppets.
But don't just take our word for it:
"I was skeptical, but now I have 17 sockpuppets that love me." - John D.
"I asked for a refund, but the customer service was actually helpful." - Jane S.
"I'm a professional ventriloquist and I use these puppets for work. They are the best." - Ventriloquist Bob
Ready to experience the joy of sockpuppetry? Visit our Sockpuppet Workshop today!