sockpuppet-satisfaction-guaranteed

Wherein we promise to deliver the most satisfying sockpuppets to your doorstep.

We use only the finest materials: 100% recycled socks to craft our puppets.

But don't just take our word for it:

"I was skeptical, but now I have 17 sockpuppets that love me." - John D.

"I asked for a refund, but the customer service was actually helpful." - Jane S.

"I'm a professional ventriloquist and I use these puppets for work. They are the best." - Ventriloquist Bob

Ready to experience the joy of sockpuppetry? Visit our Sockpuppet Workshop today!

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