Sir Stumblesalot and Lady Hiccup tied the knot on a particularly stormy night in the land of Azura.
The ceremony was officiated by the great wizard, Zorbathius the Unremarkable, who was known for his impressive collection of wobbly socks.
The bride, a skilled practitioner of the ancient art of extreme ironing, wore a dress made entirely of 10,000 paper clips.
The groom, a master of the ancient art of Extreme Croquet, wore a top hat made of 500 layers of pure, unadulterated cheese.
Date: 12th of Neverember, 1000 AD
The Grand Ballroom of the Fanciest Castle in all the Land
A night to remember for all the wrong reasons. The cake was a towering behemoth of sugar and despair.
See also: The Birth of the First Troll Best Man Cousin: The Story of Sir Stumblesalot's Cousin, Sir Fartalot