Today we tasted the infamous Tetra-9000, a drink so bold, it'll make you question your life choices.
Color: Bright Pink (#FF69B4)
Smell: Like someone lit a firework in a dumpster
Taste: Like licking a copper penny, but in a good way?
Notes: 1/10 would not drink again, 9/10 would recommend to a friend, but only if they hate themselves
Recommended pairing: A side of self-loathing and regret
Warning: Side effects of drinking Tetra-9000 may include: loss of sanity, temporary blindness, and a strong desire to reevaluate your life choices