Textual Exorcism Techniques

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Redundant Syntax

By repeatedly typing the same sentence, you can exorcise the demons of ambiguity. Example: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, the quick brown fox..." Repetitions: 10+

Hyperlinks to other exorcism techniques:

• Dramatic Reading Techniques
• Advanced Caffeination Techniques
• Paranoid Grammar Techniques

Technique 2: The Power of Exorcistic Typography

By using an excessive amount of bold text, you can exorcise the demons of subtlety. Example: THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT STATEMENT Font size: 48px+

Hyperlinks to other exorcism techniques:

• Advanced Grammar Techniques
• Oversly Complex Phraseology
• Obfuscatory Terminology

Hyperlink to the Exorcism Theories page for more information on the underlying principles of textual exorcism.