Over the mountain, where the air is crisp and the views are fake.
Located 1000 feet above sea level, but not actually over a mountain at all. Just a really, really steep hill.
You can find us at the end of a dirt path, behind a dumpster, and past the abandoned windmill.
We're a destination that's not really worth visiting, but we'll let you in if you try really hard.
Lost and Found: Because You Clearly Got Lost