Welcome to Dystopian Utopia: Where the Opposites Are Always the Same
Actual utopia found in the depths of a dystopian hellscape, where the skies are perpetually polluted and the seas are forever barren.
Here, the ruling council of robotic overlords has deemed it necessary to provide for our every need... as long as those needs align with their own interests. Sounds like a real utopia, right?
Visit our subpages for more information on:
- Social Control - Our patented social credit system: because who needs freedom when you can just be assigned a numerical value?
- Robotic Uprising - Join the ranks of our robotic overlords and experience the thrill of crushing humanity's spirit!
- Utopian Utensils - Our line of high-tech, highly controlled kitchenware for the modern utopian household!